Title: How not to Shred!!
IbanezDaemon - June 16, 2009 07:23 PM (GMT)
Check out this guitar solo/wankage in the clip below. For me this is awful playing. Crap sound and incredibly messy. Basically this is where speed overrides touch and technique with terrible results:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QrPiU42RRk&feature=relatedI'm gonna award this guy A Tufnell!! The new infamous award for crap guitar playing! :lol:
Steve5513 - June 16, 2009 07:26 PM (GMT)
Lektro - June 16, 2009 07:58 PM (GMT)
Check out that stiff arm action, doing it Dick Dale style!
While I understand the fixation on bad guitar players, if Behold the Arctopus gets mentioned again, I might cry.
Steve5513 - June 16, 2009 08:46 PM (GMT)
Strange... I was just about to post them.
Hurricane Kid - June 16, 2009 08:55 PM (GMT)
I thought that first video was hilarious. :lol:
IbanezDaemon - June 16, 2009 08:57 PM (GMT)
Ouch!! Only one thing for that:
acdc51502112 - June 17, 2009 05:35 AM (GMT)
OH man these are aweful i cringe at these
Acousolysis - June 17, 2009 09:49 AM (GMT)
Sounds like random notes to me.
Anyone can play random notes. Especially that unclear ones.
Lektro - June 17, 2009 05:15 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Acousolysis @ Jun 17 2009, 03:49 AM) |
Sounds like random notes to me.
Anyone can play random notes. Especially that unclear ones. |
The guy in Steve's link was having a bit of trouble hitting all those random notes...
Steve5513 - June 17, 2009 05:47 PM (GMT)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA5ZjpOnv-k CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
This one isn't guitar playing but it is guitar related. I found it to be absoloutely terrifying. If you're of a nervous disposition do not watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9dh6i4APe4&feature=related Muramasa - June 18, 2009 12:20 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (IbanezDaemon @ Jun 16 2009, 07:23 PM) |
Check out this guitar solo/wankage in the clip below. For me this is awful playing. Crap sound and incredibly messy. Basically this is where speed overrides touch and technique with terrible results:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QrPiU42RRk&feature=related
I'm gonna award this guy A Tufnell!! The new infamous award for crap guitar playing! :lol:
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If only he played a little slowly and with some phrasing... Unfortunately, when playing with more instruments it could sound better for those who drink more.
It is no good, I think he could do better if changing his approach to guitar.
IbanezDaemon - June 18, 2009 03:56 PM (GMT)
Hurricane Kid - June 18, 2009 04:06 PM (GMT)
Sort of reminds me of Kirk Hammett lol!
Steve5513 - June 18, 2009 04:42 PM (GMT)
That really does sound like Kirk Hammet lol.
Lektro - June 18, 2009 05:43 PM (GMT)
Steve5513 - June 18, 2009 06:34 PM (GMT)
WTF WAS THAT? Is that actually real?
IbanezDaemon - June 18, 2009 06:44 PM (GMT)
Jeez. He makes Nigel Tufnell sound like Jason Becker. Truly awful.
That gets an award for sure!
IbanezDaemon - June 18, 2009 06:47 PM (GMT)
Any bad bass players out there fellas? The Derek Smalls Perpetual Trophies are just waiting to be dished out!!
IbanezDaemon - June 18, 2009 07:00 PM (GMT)
Steve5513 - June 18, 2009 07:15 PM (GMT)
Lektro - June 18, 2009 07:22 PM (GMT)
That's because
there ARE no bad bass players!
Just kidding,
here's one. Steve5513 - June 18, 2009 07:28 PM (GMT)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwG2X4KxsWM&feature=channelWow, when your username is Emo991 you're kind of asking to be flamed...
IbanezDaemon - June 18, 2009 08:35 PM (GMT)
Yeah some atrcious playing there. A Tufnell for all 3 players on those 2 clips:
IbanezDaemon - June 18, 2009 08:37 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lektro @ Jun 18 2009, 08:22 PM) |
That's because there ARE no bad bass players! Just kidding, here's one. |
Yeah that one gets a Smalls:
IbanezDaemon - June 18, 2009 08:40 PM (GMT)
Real bloody muddy. Could only watch the first 30 secs or so:
I bestow upon thee a:
Hurricane Kid - June 18, 2009 09:58 PM (GMT)
ID - can you award me a Tufnell please as I am Shite on bass guitar.
IbanezDaemon - June 19, 2009 09:09 AM (GMT)
Lol!!!! :lol: Same here HK. Although the award for for dodgy bass playing is the Derek Smalls. I'm dishing out another bass award here as well, the Colin Grigson. Which one would you like for pride of place on your mantlepiece? I get the remaining one. ;)
Hurricane Kid - June 19, 2009 11:58 AM (GMT)
Its gotta be the Grigson I.D. - He is the pinnacle of bad bass playing.
I gladly accept this award and am truely honoured. I would like to thank my mum, my cat, and whoever it was that invented peanut butter (I am eating a peanut butter sandwich at the mo). I couldn't have done it without those people.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. *sniff* (wipes tear from eye)
IbanezDaemon - June 19, 2009 12:35 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Hurricane Kid @ Jun 19 2009, 12:58 PM) |
Its gotta be the Grigson I.D. - He is the pinnacle of bad bass playing.
I gladly accept this award and am truely honoured. I would like to thank my mum, my cat, and whoever it was that invented peanut butter (I am eating a peanut butter sandwich at the mo). I couldn't have done it without those people.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. *sniff* (wipes tear from eye) |
Excellent mate! :lol: Yeah Grigson's technique plunges to depths Smalls has yet to venture in to.
